I don’t know what the hell is my cousin doing with her son’s toys, but she needs to bring something for his entertainment because him asking for my phone every time he sees me is bothersome.

immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via deadhomo)

(Source: fancydanshi, via east-asia-guys)

chubby-bunnies:

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

literally had a laughing/ coughing fit

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

image

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rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

(via ruinedchildhood)

vaspim:

Being a good friend isn’t just “defending” your friend… it’s calling your friend out on their fuckshit and being real w/ them. Some of you fail 2 realize this.

(via actualarinhanson)

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

(via pogoshavingcream)